Ugh school. I forgot what a hostile enviroment it could be.
I stopped myself bitching a few times apart from one time where boy Dylan who everyone doesnt like went swaggering across the place in a pink and green zippy. I said 'wow Dylan's cool isnt he?' But thats the worst I did today.
In french Mr Lestienne banged the table to stop people talking which me and Jacob found ridiculously funny and laughed like retards for 10 minutes. He did it again GAUSH GAUSH GAUSH QUIET PLEASE in his weirdass french-scottish-english accent.
Holy crap I just got asked out!!!
Sam: Hello there :)
Me: Heya :P
Sam: How are you?
Me: Im good I just made a formspring :L:L and im trying to revise but failing you?
Sam: Lol what is it? Il ask you a question, and im watching craig howard play dirt 2 XD
Me: Formsprings where you like ask questions anonymously? Whats craig howard play dirt 2?
Sam: No I mean whats your formspring name, il ask you a question. And im watching craig howard, a guy at our school, play dirt 2. A racing game
Me:Sorry that sounded completely retarded XDD
....blahblahblah...
Sam: dont take this the wrong way...but you do sound pretty awesome :3. Dont suppose you want to do something this weekend?
Sam: sorry was that too sudden?
Me: im sorry i have to revise all this weekend =o exams next week
Sam: okee dokee but yeah itd be cool to get to know you :)
Me: haha thanks lolzers
Sam: How am i a loser?
Me: wait what? lolzers=variation of lol?
Sam: Ohhh. Now im the retard
Me: dw bout it hun i think what i said is considerably more spaztic
Sam: Tehe, you called me hun. That gave me a warm fuzzy feeling inside
(I did NOT KNOW WHAT TO SAY TO THIS)
Me: :L
Sam: So what can i call you
Me: you can call me my name, and dude, I call everyone hun dont get excited
Sam: Im not :)
(Ugh! Eww!)
Me: lol okies listen i gtg pack my bag and shiz. Laters
Sam: Adios, il maybe say hi when i see ya :) bye x
This was a guy, who ages and ages ago,said something about walruses weighing a lot in tesco to me. I thought he was having a go at my muffintops or something but it turns out he fancies me. Dundundun I wonder what'll happen tomorrow...
Thursday, 6 January 2011
Wednesday, 5 January 2011
Day 7/367
Woo! Ive kept this blog for 1week out of 52!! (+2days)
I woke up EARLY today at 10:45! Chufters!! I peed and pooed Sunny and had my breakfast! I even showered! I'm on FIYYAHH!!!
I threw 3 bags of rubbish that I tidied out from my room (which is XXXXXL clean and tidy now). We walked Sunny then I fell asleep with her for 2 hours. After that I went to my friend Jacob's house and played 2 levels of Halo 1 and did an english past paper. Not an exciting day but this morning a thought struck me-maybe I should consider putting down my hamster Sputnik? He's over 4 years old (hamsters are meant to live between 1 and a half to 2 years. He's older than Sunny.) and he's getting a bit stinky. His little willy was out too which was weird. I hope it's not like, causing him pain. I clipped his teeth though so that's all good.
Schooooollll tomorrowwww aghhhhhghghghghgh! I cant be bothered with all the people there. I want to see my friends but I see-bee-ay with all the smalltalk/hostilities/etc. Hey! And I have to do my commandments aswell, especially commandments 3+5+6
I'm also facing the Evil Hag Mrs Rossetter my english teacher for my Macbeth essay....I still havn't done it....ahhh >_<
I woke up EARLY today at 10:45! Chufters!! I peed and pooed Sunny and had my breakfast! I even showered! I'm on FIYYAHH!!!
I threw 3 bags of rubbish that I tidied out from my room (which is XXXXXL clean and tidy now). We walked Sunny then I fell asleep with her for 2 hours. After that I went to my friend Jacob's house and played 2 levels of Halo 1 and did an english past paper. Not an exciting day but this morning a thought struck me-maybe I should consider putting down my hamster Sputnik? He's over 4 years old (hamsters are meant to live between 1 and a half to 2 years. He's older than Sunny.) and he's getting a bit stinky. His little willy was out too which was weird. I hope it's not like, causing him pain. I clipped his teeth though so that's all good.
Schooooollll tomorrowwww aghhhhhghghghghgh! I cant be bothered with all the people there. I want to see my friends but I see-bee-ay with all the smalltalk/hostilities/etc. Hey! And I have to do my commandments aswell, especially commandments 3+5+6
I'm also facing the Evil Hag Mrs Rossetter my english teacher for my Macbeth essay....I still havn't done it....ahhh >_<
Tuesday, 4 January 2011
Day 6/367
I slept in till 13:48 today...And it's school the day after tomorrow! Argh!!
I found out Cherri had chewed the wire on my speakers....grrrrr...I get so stingy buying things when I'm saving up for something, in this case my holiday in summer.
I'm meant to be revising today, and writing a godforsakengoddamnitihatemyenglishteacher Macbeth essay. It's one of those ones you just can't do for some reason...argh!
I revised maths for the rest of the day (taking about 2 hours to do 4 questions) and playing a level on the first Halo on the original xbox. I shoved my sisters cd player in my room and put an actual disc into it. How retro! Although I've only got 3 Muse albums, Lady Gaga's album and a self mix tape (called 'eargasms' fyi)
So...revision and Macbeth essay all day tomorrow? Happy days!
I found out Cherri had chewed the wire on my speakers....grrrrr...I get so stingy buying things when I'm saving up for something, in this case my holiday in summer.
I'm meant to be revising today, and writing a godforsakengoddamnitihatemyenglishteacher Macbeth essay. It's one of those ones you just can't do for some reason...argh!
I revised maths for the rest of the day (taking about 2 hours to do 4 questions) and playing a level on the first Halo on the original xbox. I shoved my sisters cd player in my room and put an actual disc into it. How retro! Although I've only got 3 Muse albums, Lady Gaga's album and a self mix tape (called 'eargasms' fyi)
So...revision and Macbeth essay all day tomorrow? Happy days!
Day 5/367
I woke up with a raging headache.
Last night was one of the weirdest nights I've ever had, after finishing my book 'One Day' I cried at the sad part, then that suddenly triggered a huge tidal wave of all the sadness that's been building up inside me, and I realised eventually everyone's going to die one day.
All the times I should have cried over the past year all came out in one go, and I cried nonstop for an hour. I even texted the Ex this huge long text about how completely devastated (devastated isn't the right word, but for some reason there isn't a word for really really really uncontrollably sad, the feeling you get when someone you love dies).
It seemed like I'd regret it at the time, and next morning he said are you ok? And now we're good friends again (''Well I guess I will never be rid of you will I?''). I collected the 15 tissues filled with snot and crying and put them in my laundry bin instead of my bin. This made me kind of disgusted, even though they are my own bodily fluids after all. Even so, I sprayed the bin with Mr Muscle.
I looked completely mongled, my eyes were all puffy and red and squishy, but I felt emotionally completely relieved, like having this huge disgusting poo that hasn't been wanting to excrete itself for a year finally all coming out at once. Afterwords I felt refreshed and happy.
I bought 4 things today, which all made me very happy.
1. A lampshade because my room has this rubbish light and makes me depresso
2. Fairy lights in the shapes of hearts that are unimaginably lovely (I bought the lampshade and lights from B&Q, and on the way in I passed a Very Tidy Guy, which was a shame because I looked like a fermenting fish because of my soaked hair from a late shower, puffy squishy red eyes and pale complexion)
3. A lottery ticket for wednesday (I don't even know which day it is today, but hey)
4. Rat nuggets for my rat Cherri.
A phenomenon happened today concerning the aforementioned rat. I was blowing raspberries at her when she suddenly licked my tongue. We both looked at each other, completely shocked. She froze for about 5 seconds and ran back into her cage (which she normally does if she's been bad like if she had been caught doing something she knows is bad, like looting peanuts.) I have no idea why she did it, or what for.
I also made croissants today from Tesco's Ready Rolled Pastry. They were tres bonne avec des confiture. I had a slightly erotic conversation about a particularly huge one not fitting in my mouth with the Ex. And it's dawned on me- you have to have at least one person who is 19+ for package deals on holiday. the Ex is going to be 19 in July.
Hmmm.
Last night was one of the weirdest nights I've ever had, after finishing my book 'One Day' I cried at the sad part, then that suddenly triggered a huge tidal wave of all the sadness that's been building up inside me, and I realised eventually everyone's going to die one day.
All the times I should have cried over the past year all came out in one go, and I cried nonstop for an hour. I even texted the Ex this huge long text about how completely devastated (devastated isn't the right word, but for some reason there isn't a word for really really really uncontrollably sad, the feeling you get when someone you love dies).
It seemed like I'd regret it at the time, and next morning he said are you ok? And now we're good friends again (''Well I guess I will never be rid of you will I?''). I collected the 15 tissues filled with snot and crying and put them in my laundry bin instead of my bin. This made me kind of disgusted, even though they are my own bodily fluids after all. Even so, I sprayed the bin with Mr Muscle.
I looked completely mongled, my eyes were all puffy and red and squishy, but I felt emotionally completely relieved, like having this huge disgusting poo that hasn't been wanting to excrete itself for a year finally all coming out at once. Afterwords I felt refreshed and happy.
I bought 4 things today, which all made me very happy.
1. A lampshade because my room has this rubbish light and makes me depresso
2. Fairy lights in the shapes of hearts that are unimaginably lovely (I bought the lampshade and lights from B&Q, and on the way in I passed a Very Tidy Guy, which was a shame because I looked like a fermenting fish because of my soaked hair from a late shower, puffy squishy red eyes and pale complexion)
3. A lottery ticket for wednesday (I don't even know which day it is today, but hey)
4. Rat nuggets for my rat Cherri.
A phenomenon happened today concerning the aforementioned rat. I was blowing raspberries at her when she suddenly licked my tongue. We both looked at each other, completely shocked. She froze for about 5 seconds and ran back into her cage (which she normally does if she's been bad like if she had been caught doing something she knows is bad, like looting peanuts.) I have no idea why she did it, or what for.
I also made croissants today from Tesco's Ready Rolled Pastry. They were tres bonne avec des confiture. I had a slightly erotic conversation about a particularly huge one not fitting in my mouth with the Ex. And it's dawned on me- you have to have at least one person who is 19+ for package deals on holiday. the Ex is going to be 19 in July.
Hmmm.
Sunday, 2 January 2011
Day 4/367
Today's been depressing. I have broken Commandment 2 majorly- bag of macoys, dunkers and shortbread (which I baked yesterday and had to take two attempts at, wasting 2 tubs of butter and a lot of flour and a lot of sugar. I even broke the bowl.)
I also reshuffled my room about and realised how much ACTUAL SHIT I have stored up in it.
Right now I'm watching Iron Man. Robert Downy Jr. He's definitely on my DILF list.
It's now completely over and done and finished with the Ex.
After saying I miss him and a large conversation about him being 'The Nice Guy' and talking to me without him 'Shrugging me off', he is 'going to stick to it fully this time' (-me not talking to him, or indeed, him not replying to me)
So I said have a nice life.
And am considering deleting the 8923 texts and sexts of a happy relationship from my phone. I had a small angry cry afterwords in the bathroom whilst having a pee. Weirdly, both of them came out in a synchronised short angry bursts.
Relationships are so hard. One day you want to smash their face through three walls and other days you want to be in their arms watching a romcom. I threw away a box from the chocolates he got me on valentines day containing petals from the 12 roses.. At the time I was listening to Muse-New Born, a suitably angry song for this kind of ordeal. Old Muse is so good compared to their The Resistance crap. These days they're making Freddie Mercury turn in his grave, singing crappy songs about politics that nobody cares about and being followed by Twihards.
I also reshuffled my room about and realised how much ACTUAL SHIT I have stored up in it.
Right now I'm watching Iron Man. Robert Downy Jr. He's definitely on my DILF list.
It's now completely over and done and finished with the Ex.
After saying I miss him and a large conversation about him being 'The Nice Guy' and talking to me without him 'Shrugging me off', he is 'going to stick to it fully this time' (-me not talking to him, or indeed, him not replying to me)
So I said have a nice life.
And am considering deleting the 8923 texts and sexts of a happy relationship from my phone. I had a small angry cry afterwords in the bathroom whilst having a pee. Weirdly, both of them came out in a synchronised short angry bursts.
Relationships are so hard. One day you want to smash their face through three walls and other days you want to be in their arms watching a romcom. I threw away a box from the chocolates he got me on valentines day containing petals from the 12 roses.. At the time I was listening to Muse-New Born, a suitably angry song for this kind of ordeal. Old Muse is so good compared to their The Resistance crap. These days they're making Freddie Mercury turn in his grave, singing crappy songs about politics that nobody cares about and being followed by Twihards.
You're about as innocent as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field. This facebook like made my day today.
Saturday, 1 January 2011
Day 3/367
I have broken the Commandment 2 twice today. First of all I put an excessive amount of sugar on my Tesco's own wheat biscuits (in other words, weetabix minus 42p) and then I got this banoffee pie thing from a petrol station! And it was mingin'! Nothing but monosaturated fat and a waste of money!
I also pulled muscles in both my buttcheeks due to lack of mobility last night because my dog Sunny was sleeping like an unshiftable rock on our shared mattress
Ahh, we had an ok night though, but hopefully I'll get to go to a proper party next year (hey I wont be blogging by then!) and find a very sexy guy and he would whisper into my ear in this Italian accent 'I come for Hogmanay...my family you see...I think you are very sexy, maybe we should go to a more private place' In real life this would be a sweaty desperate guy with acne who came from Glasgow.
The only other bad point of new year was dropping my laptop, which has been mended with masking tape (the screen has completely come off and is only being held on by wires.)
So all is good, apart from I'm meant to be revising but am suffering from a bad case of Cannot Be Arsed. I want to sleeeeeeeeeeep.. I was awake till 5 in the morning because of a certain dog.
I also pulled muscles in both my buttcheeks due to lack of mobility last night because my dog Sunny was sleeping like an unshiftable rock on our shared mattress
Ahh, we had an ok night though, but hopefully I'll get to go to a proper party next year (hey I wont be blogging by then!) and find a very sexy guy and he would whisper into my ear in this Italian accent 'I come for Hogmanay...my family you see...I think you are very sexy, maybe we should go to a more private place' In real life this would be a sweaty desperate guy with acne who came from Glasgow.
The only other bad point of new year was dropping my laptop, which has been mended with masking tape (the screen has completely come off and is only being held on by wires.)
So all is good, apart from I'm meant to be revising but am suffering from a bad case of Cannot Be Arsed. I want to sleeeeeeeeeeep.. I was awake till 5 in the morning because of a certain dog.
Day 2/367
7 minutes to 2011!!!
Nobody to kiss apart from dear old Shannon who's sleeping over and having a blazin' new year with me doing Lady Gaga makeovers (with added crazygoggles) and drinking buck's fizz.
This is my 16th year of not being at a party. Fingers crossed for next year!!
2 minutes to 2011!!!
Nobody to kiss apart from dear old Shannon who's sleeping over and having a blazin' new year with me doing Lady Gaga makeovers (with added crazygoggles) and drinking buck's fizz.
6 minutes to 2011!!!
I think I'm going to text The Ex. See if he's got himself a snog. I'm not jealous or anything. I just don't want him to catch HIV or genital warts or anything
5 minutes to 2011!!!
This is my 16th year of not being at a party. Fingers crossed for next year!!
2 minutes to 2011!!!
>>>HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!<<<
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)